I’m going to sleep
One last time, please, I place my trust in you one more time:
Venezuela is sinking. Tomorrow, cities will wake up fully militarized, and goodness only knows what will happen to anyone who dares to go out. Please, go through all the material in the #Venezuela…
ah yes, work. *picks up briefcase and walks away slowly* *trips over dog* *briefcase falls and breaks open* *hundreds of yugioh cards fall out* i must leave
my music taste literally goes from punk rock to disney film soundtracks
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
They are those who are willing to throw away their humanity to defeat monsters
Me: *wakes up, heads to the bathroom for morning piss*
Me: *turns on light*
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go